Unicorns are so common here in Norway..

"Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh" (andymcbradleigh) 01/06/2014 at 11:17 • Filed to: funnies

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We even have a delivery system just for Unicorns.

As you can see, Unicorns prefer Scanias.

Of course not, but I thought that perhaps some of you would find this just a tiny bit funny.. No? Oh well..

For Sweden > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh 01/06/2014 at 11:34

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Oh sure, just lord that unicorn-buying oil money over us! _

Restore Union!

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > For Sweden 01/06/2014 at 11:48

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Haha.. NEVER!! :)

Perhaps that's why Carl Gustaf and Silvia said they won't visit us on our celebration of the Constitution this year (it's 200 years old this year)?

Let's make a deal, we give you some Unicorns, you give us Jämtland and Härjedalen.

For Sweden > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh 01/06/2014 at 11:53

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Come and take it

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > For Sweden 01/06/2014 at 12:04

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Oh yeah?

But as long as I can go to Värmland and buy cheap snus and eat a nice kebabpizza, I don't really care if you have those places.

We have all your pretty blondes working here as waitresses anyhow :)

You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh 01/06/2014 at 14:34

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Wait a minute... You have liquid unicorns? Or are the tankers to carry the unicorn tears that power Koenigseggsadsklfjaklefjewpoiudf's? (Yes, I realize you're Norwegian and Koenigsaldfjlskhgeroghprgdfhl is Swedish).

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much 01/06/2014 at 14:44

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Those tankers don't carry liquid, they carry the bone meal that's left after we've removed all the edible meat from the Unicorns. Unicorn tears are way to volatile to be transported in bulk.

As for Swedish vs Norwegian, the biggest difference would be that the swedes use the wrong type of Ø (they write it Ö), and that we've got prettier women ;)

Addendum: Korn is the Norwegian word for grain. I know this ruins the joke, but I feel like it should be mentioned, as these tankers transport grain, not a liquid.